Whales sometimes play candy crush when they're supposed to be listening

Ayo! Happy hump day!

This week really has been something, lemme tell ya. But I suppose like a lot of things, its easy to start a new routine but keeping it up is tough. I think I might be at that awkward hump period where the initial excitement has worn off and I'm still not quite into the new swing of things yet. But I know that if I don't give up, it will get easier soon....
at least I hope....

Whale experts say that if you tie a string to a fin, they can't forget.

Hello all, forgive me for not posting at all yesterday. Damn near slipped my mind until I was too lazy to get out of bed at 2 in the morning to do something about it. But gimme a break, it was a holiday. I know, it was only like a demi holiday--none of the heavy hitters like Christmas, Thanksgiving or national corn dog day, but still a holiday that requires a little bit of slack and R+R.

Whales sometimes get sick though

You know what really sucks? Periods.
Mine is literally the bane of my existence and for some reason it got super extra shitty this time around. Ain't nobody got time for that, mother nature! I had all kinds of good stuff planned for today including a run, a walk downtown, and the cleaning of the disaster zone that is my bedroom.
But alas, debilitating cramps, nausea, and overall crankiness forced me to be permanently fixed to the couch with a huggy pillow and many hours of House on netflix.
Boo. I was just starting to get a hang of the whole exercise every day thing.
Hopefully tomorrow will bring better luck with the enraged baby box.
While exercising went dreadfully amiss today, the food was a little bit off course as well. The only thing that really existed in my tummy is a single cold slice of pizza leftover from yesterday and a little chicken slider with a couple of my dad's fries because literally everything else damn near made me vomit.  Perhaps I'll try an apple or a pear before I shove off to an early bed time in a few.

grade for today?
exercise: D
diet: C-

~The Whale

Whales can appreciate chartreuse

Oh hay lookie there. I am finally caught up with what I did before I started this whole blogging shebang. Neato.

So, here's the low down that happened today, May 24th...

Whales are indecisive when it comes to ordering food

Hey, hey, hey! So, I'm still playing a bit of catch up from the last few days from before the blog was up and kickin...I would have finished it all yesterday, but I was hella beat by the time 2am rolled around and I was still working on the last post. So without further ado, here is May 22nd and 23rd!

Whales can have bios

Sometimes, even whales need to play catch up. But they cant catch. They dont have hands.

Aiight, party people,
long time no see, eh? Its been like, what, five minutes since my last post?
My bad, I'm trying to get all the set up jazz out of the way and get all caught up with myself since I've already been working on my challenges the last few days.

Since I already went pretty much in depth about the initial doctor visit in the last post, I'll spare you all from that and skip ahead to the next day...

Whales aren't very good with numbers, but they try.

THE WHALE'S STATS AND PROGRESS 

Where the Whale Starts on May 19th 2014
Height: 5'6''
Weight: 213lbs
BMI (Body Mass Index): 34.7
Waist: 38in
Hips: 43in

Jan 30th 2015
Height: 5'6''
Weight: 195lbs
Waist: 35in
Hips: 42in

March 18th, 2015
Height: 5'6''
Weight: 190lbs
Waist: 35in
Hips: 42in

The Old Whale Rules (May-June)

30 POUNDS IN 3 MONTHS 

RULES AND CHALLENGES

(Note: These rules are now only for reference to older posts and no longer apply to things after June. New rules posted for January 2015 work out goals)  

 An ☒indicates an individual challenge is still yet to be completed.

A ☑indicates that an individual challenge has been completed.

No existing challenges can be deleted. 

No existing challenges can be altered unless stakes are upped.

New challenges may be added whenever The Whale sees fit.

All challenges must be completed by the stated date or reward becomes invalid. 

Jobs do count towards and must be factored into "physical activity" challenges if 2/3 of time is spent standing, walking, or lifting.

Walk/run challenges also count towards "physical activity" challenges. 

The use of scales is not allowed unless at doctor's office. 

Always keep progress tab updated to best of knowledge. 

Whales Cant Run

In my last post I explained my name and a little bit about my teenage years--because, you know, trying to relate to all the other chubby homies out there in internet land and all that jazz.
But of course, I didn't really go into all that much detail about what this blog is really about. So before I risk losing my audience (all one of you) I figure I should start getting to the point now.

I feel like any college girl can tell you all about the dreaded Freshman 15. Basically after graduating high school two things happen:

Whales Dont Dig Being Called "Nigga"

Ahoy there!

Welcome to my new blog Whale Tales. First off, this is not a blog about me single handedly saving an entire species of whale--sorry. Just don't kill whales, you guys. They don't usually like it when you do that to their whale friends. There, thats all the whale saving I'm gonna be doing on this particular blog...

This blog is about saving an entirely different type of whale. Specifically, a whale with fingers and bizarre fakie red hair who likes to write. This girl right here, yo.