Whales can, in fact, return from the dead

Ahoy there land lubbers! Miss me? Wonderin' where I've been? Me too…

It has been 168 days since the beginning of this challenge and my last blog update was on June 1st.
Hooooooooooly shit. Blogging is hard. Working out and trying to stay healthy is even harder.



I think that every chubby lass on planet earth knows what I am talking about right now. We come up with these huge schemes to "get fit" and "put down our kankles" once and for all. It lasts for a little while but then something gets in the way. Something makes us stop or dwindle away to nothing. Everything starts off perfect and we have a plan we think is infallible and then we go back and reflect on it (in this case I was able to go back and read it all) and wonder where did I go wrong?
I couldn't say. Really everything gets in the way.
A few days after my last post, I was put in the hospital for seizures because of my epilepsy and was then taken off of the Phentermine (not related but because the doc just said so). But its okay now!!! I am aliveeeee! I am welllll I pinky SWEAR. No biggie.
And then school started back up and homework and working on shows….you know--life.

And so I wondered…
How the fuck do RIPPED girls do this shit? 
Mysteries. 

you bitches must be doing your squats during psychology labs or something.
No wonder why some people practically live in athletic wear…. they're doing push ups in the aisles at Target when they're getting milk!


Anyway, so you might be wondering (or you might not give two purple bird shits) if I've even been trying to do something with this at all the last seven months….well…ish.

Trying to eat healthy and sometimes DING DING on occasion for a few weeks at a time being a successful vegetarian. Thankssss college food plan. ;D

ALSOOOO
I was reallllly shitty at working out for like six months. But then in December…..
*drumroll*
One of my best friends in the whole wide world got engaged! Hoorayyyy
Gonna have a big old fancy smanchy Indian Gugrati wedding at the end of August this year with her adorable bae.
But what does that mean for her and me as filmographer/designated BFF?

lenghas and sarees and Middriffs for Dayzzzz!!!

*cries a little on the inside*
but thats okay! It's gonna be stellar.
But, as resident BFF, I have assigned myself as workout buddy for the pre-wedding bootcamp. Ouch.
Since the end of December (because New Years would be hella cliche) we have been working our little tushies off at the gym.

So, let us see if we can give this a shot….
Whale Tale Take Two.
new rules and regulations are a comin' at 'cha soon…..